I don't want to do the same thing over and over again. |
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. |
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. |
I myself have been to book auctions. |
I never look at the internet. |
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it. |
I never thought, I want to do films. |
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself. |
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. |
I'd never written a sitcom before. |
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. |
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. |
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways. |
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. |
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. |