Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here. |
He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work. |
It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller. |
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. |
Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. |
They have identified the problem, they have found a solution to the problem, but they have no long-range standards to deal with customer complaints. |
This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama. |
We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision. |
We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds. |
Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful? |
What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief? |
Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery. |
Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something. |