69 ordspråk av Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
 I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!" |
| I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go…” The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, “Rwanda doesn’t work very well; infrastructure’s fucked.” |
| I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go…”
The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, “Rwanda doesn’t work very well; infrastructure’s fucked.” |
| I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less. |
| I'm a one-man idiot |
| I'm an Action Transvestite |
| I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees... putting on make-up when you're up there! |
| If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. |
| Imperial Soldier: Oh... I... Oh. Imperial Commander: What is it lieutenant Sebastian? Imperial Soldier: Its the rebels, sir... they're here. Imperial Commander: My god man! Do they want tea? Imperial Soldier: No, I think they want something more then that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they brought a flag. |
| It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. That’s Renaissance, FRENCH for ‘re-birth’. Re-nais-sance. And that’s why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of Fr…Italy. |
| It'd be fantabulous |
| It’s a secret, religious, weird, ceremonial rite of passage for girls that women know. Hopscotch, it was bizarre for boys, ‘cause they never played it, and as a boy, I was behind walls, going, “What- what happened? What did they do? What do they do here?” And they had a track laid out with numbers, mystic numbers- 1, 5… 7, 8, you know… A bit of a broken doll there, some girl keeping lookout with a skipping rope… |
| MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic. |
| Man: "Vicar, I have done many bad things" Vicar: "Well so have I" Man: "Well, what should I do?" Vicar: "Well, drink four Bloody Marys and you won't remember." |
| My name is NOT Tracy |
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