A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. |
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. |
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. |
Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished. |
Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity. |
I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate. |
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life. |
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can |
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. |
Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird. |
Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. |
Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. |
The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil |
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me. |
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. |