Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two. |
Hey, I ain't fat, I'm just big-boned. |
Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! |
Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! |
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" |
If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face! |
Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage. |
Mom, can I have some pie? |
Mom, can I have some weight gain 4000? |
Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line. |
Screw you guys, I'm going home |
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare! |
Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. |
Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it. |
Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything. |