I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them. |
If I did half of what they say, I wouldn't be here - I'd be in a jar at Harvard. |
If I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I'd now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School. |
If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard. |
It Had to be You. |
It was my idea to make my voice work in the same way as a trombone or violin - not sounding like them, but 'playing' the voice like those instruments |
Last Night When We Were Young: |
Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it |
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. |
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. |
Never yawn in front of a lady. |
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you. |
Orange is the happiest color. |
Orange is the happiest color. |
People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right moment. After that, you've got to have talent and know how to use it. |