get wed with a bit of privacy. |
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun. |
It took one human error to take my leg and one human error to take my mother's. |
People in every other country in the world should now boycott Chinese goods. |
PETA has tried for years to educate her about fur, at first quietly and now like this, |
There have been loads of times I have regretted meeting Paul because I was so happy in my old life. |