The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him |
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. |
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. |
There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly. |
There aren't any embarrassing questions - only embarrassing answers. |
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. |
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end. |
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good. |
Variety is the spice of love. |
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. |
What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. |
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one |
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. |