Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies. |
Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable |
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. |
Confidence: The feeling that makes one believe a man, even when one knows that one would lie in his place |
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends |
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. |
Conscience: The inner voice which warns us that someone is looking |
Courtroom: A place where Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot would be equals, with the betting odds favoring Judas |
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh |
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. |
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long |
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. |
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. |
Democracy is based upon so childish a complex of fallacies that they must be protected by a rigid system of taboos, else even half-wits would argue it to pieces |
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. |