Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine. |
But he's got vision, and he's got tremendous ambition. He wants to make the greatest film ever made. |
Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you? |
He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad. |
I had a bit of a lost weekend while we were doing King Kong. Overall I'm very responsible on set. I'm not one of those dudes who come drunk to the set. |
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock. |
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. |
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. |
It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up. |
Just 19. |
Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world. |
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be. |
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. |
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. |
With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out, There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation. |