A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. |
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. |
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? |
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. |
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. |
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. |
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. |
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. |
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. |
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. |
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. |
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? |
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? |
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. |
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. |