Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?' |
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. |
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. |
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic, |
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. |
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. |
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. |
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to |
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to |
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." |
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason |
stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away. |
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me |
The article said that since the Upper West Side lost Charivari (an expensive clothing retailer) and the China Club (a nightspot), it's equivalent to 'a mall in Iowa,' |
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. |