ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up. |
Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander. |
Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock. |
I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week. |
I'm feeling fine. I have my medication, and my energy's good. I only get unusual ailments. |
I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you. |
It goes both ways, |
Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea. |
See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden. |
What did you make last year - $350? |
What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car. |
What would be cool is if you avenged a rapper, |
You would get your a*s kicked... I would have to take off my shoe and beat you down, brother! |