How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? |
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? |
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said 'Just wait.' |
Nothing makes my day more than when someone comes up to me and says I bring them joy. That's why I do it, to make people laugh their butts off and forget about their problems. |
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?" |