-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic. |
Careful. We don't want to learn from this. |
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello? |
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? |
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time. |
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time. |
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. |
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. |
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help. |
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. |
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. |
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN! |
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero |
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them? |