Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on |
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. |
Many a family tree needs trimming |
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them. |
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. |
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit |
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. |
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. |
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest |
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet |
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. |
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. |
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause. |
Nobuddy ever fergits where he buried a hatchet |
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. |