After I am dead, the boy will ruin himself in twelve months. |
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance |
Golf always makes me so damned angry |
How is the Empire? |
I appeal to all Irishmen to pause, to stretch out the hand of forbearance and conciliation, to forgive and forget, and to join with me in making for the land they love a new era of peace, contentment and goodwill. |
I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm an alien! |
Is it possible that my people live in such awful conditions? I tell you, Mr Wheatley, that if I had to live in conditions like that I would be a revolutionary myself. |
My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me. |
Wake up, England. |