Achievement - You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor. |
Adversity - That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable. |
Agony - Not all pain is gain. |
Ambition - The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly. |
Apathy - If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us. |
Arrogance - The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too. |
Bitterness - Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams. |
Blame - The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. |
Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. |
CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. |
Defeat - For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them. |
Demotivation - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. |
Discovery - A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will discover it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans. |
Dreams - Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them. |
Dysfunction - The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you. |