A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you. |
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. |
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain |
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with |
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble. |
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. |
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. |