A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers |
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? |
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. |
God often gives nuts to toothless people |
Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe). |
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. |
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again. |
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. |
I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it. |
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. |
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. |
Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. |
Me fail english? Thats unpossible. |
Underachiever---and proud of it, man! |
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. |