I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? |
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. |
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals. |
Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter's moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. |