59 ordspråk av Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard
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I remember that I fainted.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift.
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies
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It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
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