Tears were to me what glass beads are to African traders. |
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency. |
The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it |
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity |
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster |
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress. |
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable |
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. |
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. |
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. |
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. |
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy |
The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen |
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. |
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings. |