A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.' |
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. |
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. |
Congress: Bingo with billions |
Congress: Bingo with billions |
Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. |
Francis Joins the Navy. |
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. |
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. |
I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the best. I just want to be known as a clown because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything-sing, dance, and above all, make people laugh. |
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God. |
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. |
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it |
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. |
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. |