'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion. |
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge, or vicar |
A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like her daughter to resemble her in |
An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance! |
Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day. |
Be just before you are generous |
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible. |
Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics |
Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer |
Do thou snatch treasures from my lips, and I'll take kingdoms back from thine |
Easy writing's curse is hard reading. |
Easy writings curse is hard reading. |
Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over. |
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. |
He is the very pineapple of politeness! |