As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech. |
I loved the show as a child and felt I could not do it justice. |
I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me |
Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with. |
We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. |
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. |