A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic. |
Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky. |
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. |
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.' |
The local groceries are all out of broccoli, Loccoli. |