A kitchen table makes an ideal location because she's sitting on a high surface and you can enter her readily. |
If kids don't see any action, they become disinterested. If you get all hysterical, they won't leave. |
The floor is a nice place to be when you're trying to be quiet and have intimacy. You can't hit your head on anything, and you have more space to spread out. |
The more physical control you both have, the less likely you are to moan and groan. |
The typical couple has sex at night, then they go to sleep. |