An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. |
And I said, 'Ah, that's how we got [permission]. 'Daddy, daddy, can you please let them have permission to film'. No, I'm sure there was nothing like that. |
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive |
Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them. |
His skills as a comic actor were unrivalled - no-one came or comes close, |
I could rent a room, paint it black, bolt on a few chains and call it my punishment room, Then have men in posing pouches in the background |
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. |
I don't think the bitterest enemy of the Perrier Award could deny that it has spotted some real talent. |
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. |
I played in the chapel on Sundays, then moved on to polishing corridors. |
I think animal testing is cruel. They get nervous and get all the answers wrong. |
I was lucky enough to meet him a few times and to work with him once. I felt as if I had been allowed to try on the Crown Jewels. He was a great, remarkable man. |
I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away. |
If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily |
It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue |