I ran the wrong kind of business (prostitution), but I did it with integrity |
I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing. |
If you want an expert on war, you get a retired general. I'm not exactly a general, but I am retired. |
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial |
The more you act like a lady, the more he'll act like a gentleman. |