If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it |
If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here |
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl' |
In the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to understand what you are doing rather than to get the right answer |
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. |
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. |
It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier |
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. |
On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four |
On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. |
Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then |
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. |
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them. |
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. |