Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man. |
I am a member of the rabble in good standing |
My hates have always occupied my mind much more actively and have given greater spiritual satisfactions than my friendships. |
Tolerance to my mind has been greatly overrated . . . . I take as much pleasure in detesting the good brothers and sisters of the [Anti-Saloon] League as they have in hating me. |