Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car. |
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. |
Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. |
Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. |
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. |
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. |