At that point, looking remarkable healthy, the skunk gave me the finger (I swear!) and casually strolled back into the woods. |
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. |
Beyond the rim of the starlight ... |
Captain Kirk never burped out his lines, nor did he simply SPEAK! as IF! Every! Other! SYLlable! WAS! of DIRE! ImPORTance! |
Don't just shove food into your mouth. Taste the flavor exploding in your mouth. Appreciate the texture. Honor your food with the time you take. |
Everything in front of and behind the cameras was faked, ... The only thing that was real is the love we have for Riverside. |
Get a life. What have you done with yourselves? |
He'd written me a letter and I didn't recognize the name until my children clapped and said, 'You've got to do this,' |
How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways. |
I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian! |
I guess the disc jockey thought I was trying to sing or something so ... they had fun with it. But the reality was that it was something, there was a concept behind it. |
I hate flying, flat out hate its guts. |
I wanted to sniff those flowers, and fly! |
I wanted to sniff those flowers, and fly! |
I'm coming little animal! |