Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body. |
As the Pentagon gave us the green light, we quickly made it clear to our viewers that that kind of thing goes on all the time. |
If my business could be made legal, I and women like me could make a big contribution to what Mayor Lindsay calls "Fun City," and the city and state could derive the money in taxes and licensing fees that I pay off to crooked cops and political figures. |
In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex. |
You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too. |