… [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me naïve, but I seemed to have underestimated the universal desire to sit in a hard plastic chair and stare at a screen until your eyes cross. |
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila |
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila |
Emo Philips (1956-) |
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After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain |
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Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding. |
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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up |
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up |
Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare |