Bill Clinton (1946-) |
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Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair? |
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes. |
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. |
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Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat |
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Tom Watson (1949-) |
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He plays with a style with which I am not personally familiar. |