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A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house |
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. |
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender |
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I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife’s husband. |
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