Dave Barry (1947-) |
Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world. |
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. |
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I want to see most of the planet online. |
I was afraid of it [the internet]... because I couldn't type. |
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In case you haven't heard, the Internet is not a superhighway. |
Internet advertising will not replace traditional media, it will compliment them. |
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life |
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life |
Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just don't live up to their promises. |