I'm crazy about my father, he's an amazing man, a real adventurer. He took us with him to travel all over the world. We were in places that were so remote, that white people hardly ever reach them. |
I'm fed up with it. I'm sick and tired of the delays, tired of the waiting. I'm hanging it up. You can have it. This flight will be my last flight. |
I've traveled more this year than any other living human being, and if I'd traveled any more I wouldn't be living. |
If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead |
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times if you are going to be married |
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In the circle in which I travel, a dumb man is more dangerous than a hundred rats. |
In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers. |
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Art Buchwald (1925-) |
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