If you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. If you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a Communist. |
If you go to the mall and start talking to strange people, bad things can happen. You've got to take the same precautions on the Internet. |
if you had to pick two [teams] you'd want to see play, if it was the last game you'd ever want to see in your life, it might be these two. |
If you have a child and a weapon in the home, get a gunlock. I can't emphasize that enough. The Police Department gives them out for free. |
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If you have no history of a production percentage, we can consider the county yield or the county average. It's all based on your average. |
If you know firefighters like I know firefighters, a voluntary basis means I will put it in my locker and I will think about it ... maybe. |
If you know who your kids are and what they are doing - you are going to be better prepared to keep your kids away from drugs and alcohol. |
If you listen to us and you're talking about some old (stuff), then I feel like we did something right. To me, music was better back then. |
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; you get accused of things you never did and praised for virtues you never had. |
If you locate the ball, tipping your pitches when you throw as hard as he does doesn't matter. A lot of balls found too much of the plate. |
If you looked at the stock market last year, for the first three quarters the market was down and it made it all up in the fourth quarter, |
If you make it a referendum on a president with a 67 percent approval rating, you shouldn't be surprised if the election goes against you. |
If you mark-to-market the portfolios together, you are looking at multibillion mark-to-market losses, particularly with gold at $500-plus. |