182 has no significance, we just pulled it out of our ass. |
And we don't stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking. |
Disney movies are f***in' bitchin'. |
Everyone call Tom a F*ck Head! |
Hey, what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? That would suck... you only got three. |
I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls. |
I don't get boy bands today. They don't write their own songs, and everything is choreographed from their dance moves on stage to how they have sex with each other after the show. |
I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside. |
I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog. |
I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in. |
I hope this song touches you like your father does. |
I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it. |
I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk. |
I Never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest who'd have known? I trace the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone |
I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked. |