I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else. |
I still can't believe I get payed for this |
I think age is just a stupid number |
I think it's so incredible that there are all these boy bands out there, like the Backstreet Boys and N'sync. They're all so bad! It hurts me, I've cried! |
I think there's nothing more awkward or stupid looking than a naked guy. |
I think we need therapy. |
I was always a loner. |
I wasn't very popular in high school 'cause the whole three testicle thing wasn't very in. |
I'll be the first to admit I'm not an accomplished bass player. |
I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts. |
I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smearing peanut butter all over me. |
I'm not afraid of bees....AH! BEE!!! |
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay. |
I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was. |
I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off. |