Screw the people that don't understand. |
See, it has nothing to do with how hard you work at all. Life has to do with which ass you kiss. |
Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both. |
Success is strange. |
Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you. |
There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously. |
There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal. |
To sum up Tom in one word would be: feminine. |
We don't want to grow up, we never want to grow up! |
We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if they don't, it doesn't matter, we're artists. |
We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying. |
We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth. |
We were bored and we couldn't get chicks. So we decided if we'd be in a band, that would take care of two problems at once. |
We're just really lucky. We're not better than anybody else. |
We're just regular stupid people. |