If at first you don't succeed, pay someone to do it. |
If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out by the juniour high like my dad does... |
If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynechologist, I'd fake an orgasm. |
If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots. |
If you guys are anything like me, you like to walk around in your mother's underwear trying to seduce your father. What, Just Me? |
If young love is just a game then i must have missed the kickoff |
Make way for the hurt kid... and bring me their wallet. |
Mark is ugly, Travis is ugly, I have no friends. I'm pretty much the only cool guy in the band. |
My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass. |
Never let anyone tell you how to live your life. |
Now that we are married we get laid alot more. |
People always throw things at us. |
People come to our shows with their kids and 5 minutes into our show u can see them grabbing their kids and walking out. It's funny. |
Please stop undressing me with your eyes while I sit here. |
Remember 2 eat , sleep, & blink. |