I will not do the Dirty Bird |
I will not draw naked ladies in class |
I will not drive the principal's car |
I will not eat things for money |
I will not fake my way through life |
I will not fake seizures |
I will not file frivolous lawsuits |
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle |
I will not grease the monkey bars |
I will not hang donuts on my person |
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment |
I will not hide the teacher's Prozac |
I will not instigate revolution |
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart |
I will not prescribe medication |