I will not use abbrev. |
I will not Xerox my butt |
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call |
I'd go with Satan himself! |
Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze? |
My butt does not deserve a website |
My name is not Dr. Death |
Nerve gas is not a toy |
No one wants to hear about my sciatica |
Pain is not the cleanser |
Pork is not a verb |
Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related |
Shooting paintballs is not an art form |
Tar is not a plaything |
Teacher is not a leper |