Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. |
Just by the luck of the draw, they had an animal act first, |
Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political -- which means to spin everything. That's all it's ever meant to me. It's never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest. |
kids- there has to be some penalty for sex! |
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? |
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. |
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation. |
Like you're in the showroom, about to either buy that car or walk out, and they're the salesman, saying "What do I have to say to get you in this car?" |
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence. |
Men are only as loyal as their options. |
Men are only as loyal as their options. |
Mike has been a superb ambassador for Canisius College and has made significant contributions to the school over his 18 years as a head and assistant coach. |
NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?' |
New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion. |
New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer |