247 ordspråk av Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den
3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
Mer info via Google eller Bing. American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
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Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages
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Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages
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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
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And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.
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And Ted Koppel comes walking down the aisle. We'd met a few times, so we said hello.
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And, I think it says something about Steve as a performer, and as a man, that no one noticed.
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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark
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Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
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