247 ordspråk av Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security |
| I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie. |
| I find myself having these conversations where I go...“You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know.” And it becomes this game of charades. And then finally, we realize that I mean the Pope. |
| I gotta tell you, ... It's pretty crazy when you think about taking whatever's on the other end of that line and bringing it in here. |
| I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up |
| I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks should always be the same color,* Or they should at least both be fairly dark. |
| I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. |
| I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. |
| I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. |
| I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. |
| I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. |
| I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to. |
| I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. |
| I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers. |
| I will spare you a gushy description of the dive itself, except to say that when you finally see what goes on underwater, you realize that you've been missing the whole point of the ocean. Staying on the surface all the time is like going to the circus and staring at the outside of the tent. |
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